Keep on Spinning.

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caseyspitfire: neenjel: Ugh. I practically had an orgasm putting some of this on my pan de sal. Being on your period, craving chocolate while you’re sick sucks. This pleases Michael.  How so?

caseyspitfire:

neenjel:

Ugh. I practically had an orgasm putting some of this on my pan de sal. Being on your period, craving chocolate while you’re sick sucks.

This pleases Michael.

 How so?

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What happens when a guy hangs out with girls.

  • What the guys hears/says-
  • Guy: So how are you girls today?
  • Girl1: Good
  • Girl2: ok
  • Girl3: I HATE MY LIFE!!
  • G2: omg what happened?
  • G3: JOHNNY BROKE UP WITH ME AND SAID I WAS UGLY
  • Guy: I'LL KICK HIS ASS MOTHERFU-
  • G1: Girl, You arent ugly.
  • Guy: Hey i was ta-
  • G3: But he said Tyquesha had a nicer ass!
  • Guy: Ew. If all he see's is ass then fine but that is one UGLY ASS BITCH.
  • G1+2: HEY. SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMBASS.
  • Guy: o.o.............
  • (Girl1+2 tear Guy's ass up and yell at him for the next 2 hours)
  • -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  • What the Girls Hear/Say-
  • Guy: So how are you girls today?
  • Girl1: Good
  • Girl2: ok
  • Girl3: I HATE MY LIFE!!
  • G2: omg what happened?
  • G3: JOHNNY BROKE UP WITH ME AND SAID I WAS UGLY
  • G1: Girl, You arent ugly.
  • G3: But he said Tyquesha had a nicer ass!
  • Guy: UGLY ASS BITCH.
  • G1+2: HEY. SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMBASS.
  • Guy: o.o..................
  • (Girl1+2 tear Guy's ass up and yell at him for the next 2 hours)
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thanks for reminding me i dont have boobs or an ass.

neenjel:

natile143:

krispwnedyourface:

thank. you. so. much.

but ya got hips!

kris, your physique is practically like a model’s, kay? :D

 I agree with Natalie! I would kill for your height and size.

 Who said that to you? I’ll tear her ass and boobs off of her and see how she likes it. If it’s a guy i’ll cut off his **** and see how he likes not being able to impress ladies.

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thanks for reminding me i dont have boobs or an ass.

krispwnedyourface:

thank. you. so. much.

 you dont need a big ass or big chest to find someone. why does this make you feel so?

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neenjel: krispwnedyourface: k-os: neenjel: k-os: neenjel: Ugh. I practically had an orgasm putting some of this on my pan de sal. Being on your period, craving chocolate while you’re sick sucks. What.The.Fuck You’re just jealous because you can’t pleasure me when I’m on my period as much as chocolate does. WHAT.THE.FUCK did i just witness a pwning?  I believe so my dear. I believe so. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

neenjel:

krispwnedyourface:

k-os:

neenjel:

k-os:

neenjel:

Ugh. I practically had an orgasm putting some of this on my pan de sal. Being on your period, craving chocolate while you’re sick sucks.

What.The.Fuck

You’re just jealous because you can’t pleasure me when I’m on my period as much as chocolate does.

WHAT.THE.FUCK

did i just witness a pwning?

 I believe so my dear. I believe so.

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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neenjel: k-os: neenjel: Ugh. I practically had an orgasm putting some of this on my pan de sal. Being on your period, craving chocolate while you’re sick sucks.  What.The.Fuck  You’re just jealous because you can’t pleasure me when I’m on my period as much as chocolate does.  WHAT.THE.FUCK

neenjel:

k-os:

neenjel:

Ugh. I practically had an orgasm putting some of this on my pan de sal. Being on your period, craving chocolate while you’re sick sucks.

 What.The.Fuck

 You’re just jealous because you can’t pleasure me when I’m on my period as much as chocolate does.

 WHAT.THE.FUCK

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neenjel: Ugh. I practically had an orgasm putting some of this on my pan de sal. Being on your period, craving chocolate while you’re sick sucks.  What.The.Fuck

neenjel:

Ugh. I practically had an orgasm putting some of this on my pan de sal. Being on your period, craving chocolate while you’re sick sucks.

 What.The.Fuck

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neenjel: (via icanread)  Guys arent beautiful >.<

neenjel:

(via icanread)

 Guys arent beautiful >.<

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I can't stop thinking about those last few minutes before we had to ask your brother to bring me home after homecoming where we were just laughing, cuddling, kissing, and smiling. It was perfect. (:

neenjel:

I love you.

 I love you too <3

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12466.) When no one is home I use my mom's electric toothbrush to masturbate. I clean it off afterwards. She's never suspected a thing.

natile143:

caseyspitfire:

(via blogsecret)

Boy, your balls are massive. Θ.Θ

UHHH! THATS SICK!! D: why would you do that to her whywhywhy… omfg worst case scenario would be that it’s a chick saying that..

 I’m pretty sure he/she uses the handle like a vibrator/dildo. if they used the brush well….blood fetishes anyone?

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neenjel:

fmylife:

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting busy when all of the sudden he paused and looked me dead in the eye. He said “stop,” then farted, followed by, “hammer time.” And resumed the pounding. FML

 AHAHA

 …wow

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neenjel: (via icanread) So I can just cross the street, knock on your door, and fall into your arms because everything seems okay when I’m in your embrace.  We&#8217;ll be living together soon.

neenjel:

(via icanread)

So I can just cross the street, knock on your door, and fall into your arms because everything seems okay when I’m in your embrace.

 We’ll be living together soon.